Our next door neighbors intrigue us. We have one, which Brian thinks might be a serial killer, who hasn't yet discovered his calling. (By the way, even though you got a fence, we can still see you sunbathing from our window.) I think he is probably just a shy, nice, single man; who just happens to never friends or family over. The neighbors on the other side are well, strange. They also like to do little things to get on your nerves.
For instance. Once we park a car, it remains in that spot until we use the car again. By use the car again, I mean to go somewhere, anywhere. I do not mean by waiting for a neighbor or family member to leave so you can now move your car to that particular spot you were eying all day. Sitting at your window, watching cars all day does not make you cool. Parking your car right up against your other cars, also does not make you cool. The fact that the other people in the car have to get out before you park, means you are parking too close.
Don't think we don't know that it was you who put the trash on our doorstep, after we put it out for pick-up. Was it too close to your car? What does putting it back on our doorstep accomplish?
Last but not least, we did not weed our flower bed for it to become a resting place for your gardening tools. Just like, we did not mow our backyard, so the neighbors can pee in it. If it is going to be like that, we will no longer mow, trim, weed, or otherwise take care of our yard. Oh and we will also no longer be considerate of you having to get up at 4 a.m. I don't know why we ever were. I mean clearly, you have always had our best interests at heart.
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