Ice Cream Anyone?

Would you be suspicious of your neighbor if the ice cream man visited daily? I mean stopped in front of his house, 45 year old man waiting at the door, who comes right out, transaction occurs and then he says see you tomorrow? Nah, I didn't think it was either. Not sketchy in the least. I figure he has a scheduled pig out time right after he hits the gym. That must be it. I'm sure.

You know you have a 3 year when...

There comes a time when you forget that people around you probably think what you just said or what your preschooler just did is completely odd. I have long since reached that.

I have recently been heard saying things like: Spiderman, are you ok?!, when my kid falls, without giving it a second thought. Repeatedly saying dun de dun! Not to mention knowing exactly what an odd mumble means.

I have also come to recognize that I will get odd looks because my son likes to greet everyone we pass with devil horns. In all actuality, he is Spiderman and trapping them in a web. However, Spiderman uses the I love you symbol. This is too hard for a 3 year old so mine rocks on in style.

Looks from teens are the best, because they have never "been there."

No matter what, I love my kid and at least he isn't giving people the finger. Yet.